Spiffy Crab: Main character don't ya know. Spiffy in every way, except good. Invincible, and can therefore cause destruction around himself without being scratched. Which is why he does. Arch enemies with the Evil Dr. Duck. Has a strange tendency to summon great weapons without any possible explenation on how he does so, but what the hey. Never succeeds in destroying the planet. Just bits of it. But you know what they say - 'There's only one way to eat an Elephant; one piece at a time'. At the rate Mr. Crab goes, the planet will soon be destroyed anyway - unless the Evil Dr. Duck can stop him!

Evil Dr. Duck: Evil. Arch enemies with Spiffy Crab in case you hadn't noticed. Dr. Duck tries to prevent Spiffy Crab from bringing more destruction to the planet. Unfortunately, Dr. Duck isn't invincible, but he does have that shiny thing on his head, so I guess that makes up for it. Needs to plan things out before executing them, as he does not have the power to summon a nuclear warhead at any point in time. Works with the aid of Limpet.

Limpet: Its a limpet. The Evil Dr. Duck believes that this 'limpet' is a great friend of his, and helps the fight against Spiffy Crab. Thing is, everywhere the Evil Dr. Duck goes there happens to be a limpet. Like on the Ever Appearing Tree.

The Ever Appearing Tree: Its a tree that just happens to appear all over the place. Nothing special about it at all. Its just a tree. Even more pointless than the Spontaneously Appearing at Random Intervals Mysterious Evil Brick of Doom.

The Spontaneously Appearing at Random Intervals Mysterious Evil Brick of Doom: This brick appears at the end of each episode and hits Spiffy Crab on the noggin. It has absolutely no purpose, but is a metaphor for Spiffy Crabs plans as it hits him on the head. Enjoys playing Turok and reading the dictionary in his spare time. Can't quite penetrate the body of the Spiffy Spacecraft.

Spiffy Spacecraft: This is what Spiffy Crab uses to travel about in. When it flies, its arms flail about to give a true feeling of speed. Works good, dunnit? Capable of high speeds, and is the reason Spiffy Crab found the Invisible Starfish.

Invisible Starfish: Discovered by the Spiffy Spacecraft, and has close to no meaning, but does help Spiffy Crab destroy the world. Is invisible. Enjoys Flan Bars.

Flan Bars: These great pieces of gruel are our sponsors. Somehow Flan Co. have made Flan become solid. How? It doesn't matter, they have a shiny wrapper. "Looks great, tastes rancid! Shiny Wrapper! I'd buy that for a dollar! Its always time for Flan!"

Armadillo: Crunchyon the outside, smooth on the inside. Not really sure what he does yet, hes still in production. Yup, all the other characters took a day to draw up (overall), but Armadillo has now been 3 days in the making, so blame Gallagher if it looks crap.