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Flan. We all love it. Come on, admit it. You love
it too. You've never tasted it, you just hear it being said in Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
But what the hey. I mean, Flan. Here's a feature on Flan.
Flan News! New! From 20/12/2001, you will be able to buy
Flan Bars from vending machines, due to the introduction of the Flan Bar Vending Machine®
installed in Kaplakistan - Flan Bars with convenience, straight from the Flan Bar Vending
Machine® in Kaplakistan! Go check it out. Its Spiffy!

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This is no ordinary Flan. This is Flan type 49176, the living,
attacking Flan. This is the most different sort of Flan, due to the fact that it is
actually alive. Most other Flans aren't, but there's no guarantee of that. They can be
found near the likes of Alexandria Castle, and other various caves around Gaia. |
This is an ordinary flan. Yer bog standard run of the mill
Flan. Not in bar form here, just the plain old upside-down bucket status. But what the
hey. It's flan! |

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Flan in a can! Scientists are now working on a new
project - Flan in a Can! Soon, not only will you be able eat flan from a dish, or munch on
flan from a Shiny Wrapper©, but soon you will be able to drink raw flan. Its great how
science can help us out. Tests are now being carried out on space monkeys. So far, tests
have come out explosive so to speak. But the outlook is good - we should expect to see
Flan in a Can throughout arid desert regions of the planet everywhere. |
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